(Bad) Poems about NZ Beers

Published: 2021-04-13

(Apologetically occasioned by Chris Tse’s tweets 1, 2.)

Steinlager

First sip: I am fishing from a dinghy,Bobbing in the ocean

Two: the sea is stillThe wind is quiet

Three: I have caught a fishI drop it in the bottom of the boatSeawater around my ankles

Four: I lift the vesselfish afloat, gunwales-to-lipsand drink

Notes: rust, salt.

Ranfurly

When I drink a Ranfurly,I have never felt so Manfurly.