(Apologetically occasioned by Chris Tse’s tweets 1, 2.)

Steinlager

First sip: I am fishing from a dinghy,
Bobbing in the ocean

Two: the sea is still
The wind is quiet

Three: I have caught a fish
I drop it in the bottom of the boat
Seawater around my ankles

Four: I lift the vessel
fish afloat, gunwales-to-lips
and drink

Notes: rust, salt.

Ranfurly

When I drink a Ranfurly,
I have never felt so Manfurly.